|me:||*goes on the computer*|
|parents:||OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE|
*grabs my gameboy color and a kit-kat* goodbye mom and dad i’m moving out
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
|Zeus:||im gonna put my dick in it|
|Everyone:||dont put ur dick in it|
What did the hygenic Dalek shout at the Doctor and his comrades?
It’s weird having a boyfriend that doesn’t treat me like I’m five, but boy golly is it nice